I wonder if there is a drug that makes people realllllyyyy sad
There probably is.

I want to put it in a brownie and call them frownie brownies. Would the happiness of the brownie cancel out the sad drug?

And I’m 2 weeks behind in work.

11 days ago, I returned home from my 6 week exchange trip to Japan.

Trip Blog

After 1 week of resettling (fixing my messed up sleeping habits, it was time for the dreaded to begin. Year 12.

The final year of highchool, a mix of 18th birthdays, frantic studying and insurmountable stress. It promises to be an ‘interesting’ year to say the least. It has been 4 days into the school year and already I don’t care. I just want to have fun, I await the end of lessons each day, so I can go do my extra curricular activities. I don’t particularly want to even be back in Australia, I missed my friends, but now that I’m back I feel like I miss my host families and friends from Japan even more.

But even so, I want to do well this year, so I can go and fulfill my dreams in the future. What are those dreams you ask? I don’t know yet.

Maybe I’ll be the very best like no one ever was, or perhaps I’ll be a writer, or a teacher, or a doctor…

But the things I really want to be are a performer or a presenter. For years, I’ve wanted to become an actor. In particular, voice acting. I wanted to get into radio or be a stage actor. Maybe I’ll find a band after high school and become a professional drummer, I’ve been playing for 5 years now and I’ve been in bands before, so that is certainly an option. Or maybe my singing will take me by the hand…or vocal chords, into the world. But something, that I will always have a passion for, is photography. It’s a relatively recent hobby, I started in year 10, but I would love to be able to capture the world with my camera and show others what I see. 

Shameless Photography Blog Plugs:

Regular Ongoing photos: Please like the photos you think are good, it helps me pick ones for exhibitions and competitions

Exhibition photos: These photos were selected to be entered into the 2012 Photography Exhibition at school. Later this year, 2013 Exhibition photos will be added.

Soon, I’ll be on exchange in Japan, this blog won’t be touched for 6 weeks, but don’t panic! (none of you were)

I have a Trip Blog :D I’ll try to update as much as possible, pointing out funnies and engrish.

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I remember when I was quite young, still grasping the intermediary concepts of learning english (I didn’t begin learning english till I was 3 or 4, I only spoke cantonese or mandarin prior), I became confused about the word ‘Humanitarian’.

Understandably so, because I had just learnt the word ‘Vegetarian’ at school

School holidays often leave students with no social life, sitting at home, scrolling down some social media site laughing at a poorly made meme a friend or fanpage has posted.

As a result, many of us waste away our holidays without having fulfilled anything, and left us with a sense of idle dissatisfication. Once we return to school, we end up procrastinating from our work and return to viewing poorly made memes and socialising via social media, and generally wasting time.

Now I’m sure you’re wondering, ‘where is this post going?’. It’s going nowhere. This was simply to give you something to do to waste some more time.

A few puns that have come to mind of late

Jokes about chinese characters are often radical statements.

I’d like to learn sign language, it’d be handy to know.

Eating pasta by myself…it’s cannelloni :(

Watt is love? Baby don’t Hertz me, don’t Hertz me. No Morse.

The name’s bond…Ionic bond. Taken not shared.

SEXY LADY

OP

OP

OP OP OP

OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

Reading some Sport Science Journals for homework, I came across an article on the measurement of Anaerobic Capacity in athletes and it mentioned the Wingate Cycle Ergometer and Wingate Arm crank test. For ease of expression, these were abbreviated to Wcycle and Warm crank.

Warm crank.

Warm crank.

Warm crank.

Warm crank.

Well, at least they didn’t further abbreviate it to Wank. (you were all thinking it!)

Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about where I want to go in terms of a career.

I’ve considered Physiotherapy, Sound Engineering, Accountancy, Photography and Teaching.

I’ve weighed the pros and the cons of each path, I’ve considered the enjoyment factor, and I’ve considered job compatibility. Despite all this, I’ve come to the conclusion that I want to be a pokemon trainer.

Why? Because…

Another Telemarketer

Today, I picked to put on an asian accent, specifically vietnamese. The telemarketer was indian.

‘hel-loh’

“Good evening sir, how are you today?”

‘uh, I good, I good’

“That is good to hear sir.”

‘Hey man, what you call for’

“I would like to talk to you about Green Solar, this evening. By switching to Green Solar…”

Now at this point, I begin saying ‘no’ repeatedly over the top of him. For whatever reason, he does not stop talking about Green Solar. It goes something like this.

“…you will be improving your environment, you will be reducing the cost of your energy bill and you…”

‘NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO’

“…for a 15% percent discount on your next bill, and you can also receive a free…”

‘NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO’

“Ok sir. Thank you for listening” *Beep Beep Beep*

This someone didn’t know the difference between Insinuating and Incinerating

It made for some interesting conversations

‘No, cats don’t bathe in fire because they don’t like water…’

“Wow…you actually thought that?”

‘ARE YOU INCINERATING I’M DUMB’